Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
this will be a night to untag.
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
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