Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
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