even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
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