Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
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