I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Did I mention I should never take 5 Xanax and drink?
I sort of figured that out when I found you sitting on the roof of your house saying we could get in through the skylight while I called the locksmith.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
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