i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
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