he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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