i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
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