I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Randomize
