It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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