whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
I don't think brook has ever known best
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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