It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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