The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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