Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
Randomize
