he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
If I don't wake up snuggled up to 14 ice cream sandwiches, my life is incomplete.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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