awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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