We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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