Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
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