Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
just found out that she named her cat after me.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
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