i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
Randomize
