sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
Randomize
