You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
As shirtless as possible
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
Please don't give away my fajitas
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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