Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
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