Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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