Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
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