i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
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