I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
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