And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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