So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
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