i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
Pants are for mortals
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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