Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
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