32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
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