its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
The president of the frat said he was honored to award me "Best Overall Blow Jobs", free admission to all their future parties, and a $20 gift certificate to Denny's. I'm not sure if I feel proud or if that's just the burrito coming back up...
Also, what are the symptoms of syphilis?
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
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