Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
i wish my penis had a tongue
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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