Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
You're like the curious george of whores
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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