just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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