there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
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