Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
just threw up on dog. broke microwave with cheese and spoon. having a bath with my barbies singing final countdown.
before you ask yes i found the absinthe under your bed. ITS THE FINAL COUNTDOWWWWNNNNNN
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
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