Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
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