you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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