If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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