I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
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