everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
is it weird that i blow-dry my hair and poop at the same time?
not any weirder than you telling me this at 4 in the morning
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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