I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I drank a fishbowl of liquor and next thing I know I'm sliding into Zach Galifinakis' DMs
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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