found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
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