Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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