Thanks for jumping on that grenade for me last night. You're the best wingman ever
She ate 7 of the 8 slices of pizza. I deserve a purple heart and sex w your sister
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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