I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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