Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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