I heard some girl say 'yeah he mustve been so drunk he kept mumbling and repeating himself'
And I thought
Fuck I do that shit every weekend
In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
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