No, you can still breathe under the balls.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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